20 Reasons Video Games are Better than Sex

Posted by: Travis F. October 18, 2012 in Editorials, lists, Opinion

You can play with three different partners at once
No one gets made when you play 5 different games in one day
Foreplay only lasts as long as the loading screen
It’s ok to play by yourself
You can play video games for 6 hours straight
And still not break a sweat
If you’re having trouble with a game your friend can come over and show you how it’s done
A fresh video game can fall into your lap every week
Anyone can pick up a controller and score
You can pause a video game
And you can reload from a save when you mess up
Everyone’s console is the same size
You don’t have to worry about your health when you pick up a used copy
It’s easy to find someone to do it with
You can brag to your friends about your best score, even when your girlfriend is around
You can return any game you don’t like it, no questions asked
There is no fear of a video game taking advantage of you
You can eat and drink in the middle of a session
Playing the same video game every day doesn’t make you clingy
You can borrow your friends new game as long as you return it

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