30 Ways to Tell if You Are a True Gamer
#30: Your fondest memory of school was playing Number Munchers.
#29: When the game freezes you instinctively want to take it out and blow on it.
#28: You beat the second quest on the original Legend of Zelda.
#27: You refused to stop playing Superman 64 because you paid for it, and damn it, you’re going to beat it!
#26: You remember when Atari made consoles.
#25: You knew the Mario Bros. long before they were Super.
#24: Your Gameboy ran through more batteries than a lonely spinster.
#23: Your not ashamed to admit you owned a Virtual Boy and a Sega CD.
#22: You can’t resist the urge to Tea Bag an opponent in Call of Duty.
#21: Finding out Samus was a woman came as a huge shock!
#20: You loved Angry Birds back when it was called Crush the Castle.
#19: When you see a tornado, you wonder “Who blew the warp whistle?”
#18: You read Dracula in hopes of learning more about the Belmont Clan.
#17: You can pronounce Pwn.
#16: You’ve learned all of your WWII history from the Medal of Honor series..
#15: Just like everyone else, you run faster with a knife.
#14: You used to play Quake online with a dial up connection.
#13: Your mother had to call you for dinner several times because there wasn’t a nearby save point.
#12: You take time off of work to wait in line for the new Halo game.
#11: You’ve gotten into fights after being called a noob
#10: The last party you attended had more computers than people.
#9:You yell out “Boom! Headshot!!” when pwning noobs.
#8: The most expensive thing you own is your computer.
#7: You love video games but can’t stand WOW players.
#6: You look up to people like Fatal1ty and Billy Mitchell.
#5: You have a tattoo based on a video game
#4: You know the Konami Code by heart even if you can’t remember your mother’s birthday.
#3: You defeated the Great Puma in Pro Wrestling because “A winner is You!”.
#2: You still hope Sonic games can be fun again.
#1: You don’t care if people call Smash Bros. a button masher because you have mad skills in that game.